midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

(Source: thebigbangtheorists, via metalheads-eat-cupcakes)

Timestamp: 1413772857

midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

(Source: thebigbangtheorists, via metalheads-eat-cupcakes)

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

(via josephbrolin)

Timestamp: 1413677606

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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unclefather:

basedmountaindew:

Is that papa john’s’s papa john in the middle?

Papa John’s shitfaced 

(Source: netb0iz)

Timestamp: 1413676936

unclefather:

basedmountaindew:

Is that papa john’s’s papa john in the middle?

Papa John’s shitfaced 

(Source: netb0iz)

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

(via unclefather)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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callingoutbigotry:

tokomon:

Suzanne is so important

protect suzanne warren at all costs

destroy anyone who calls her crazy eyes

(via man-in-punk)

Timestamp: 1413676605

callingoutbigotry:

tokomon:

Suzanne is so important

protect suzanne warren at all costs

destroy anyone who calls her crazy eyes

(via man-in-punk)

attackthellama:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

(via doeseveryonestare)

bestvidsonline:

Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!

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Timestamp: 1413676426

bestvidsonline:

Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!

(via josephbrolin)

Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

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