I have a vagina and you have a penis. What’s the hold up


i bet he sells … quack

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i bet he sells … quack

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Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

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do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

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how to be happy:

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  • drugs

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my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

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